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I R D s u r v e y
1.Your Name:
2.Email Address:
3. Sex: Male Female
Other None Both Sometimes Often
Never
4. Age: Below-0
0-1 2-5 5-12 13-21 22-30 31-45
46-78 79-8746 ABOVE & BEYOND!
5.Are you as dumb as you look: Yes
Yes Oh YEA! Ofcourse I take that as a compliment
Dam Right yES yes YEs YES Yes
yes YeS yeS yes Yes If
you say so Yes
6. Do you know the meaning of life: Yes
No Wish I did
7. Would you possibly name your child "Ernesto": Yes
No I have I'm offended! That's my name!
8. Why are you taking this survey: Because
I'm bored Because I'm dumb Because I'm retarded Just
because I have no idea Because it's funny Because
you are weird Because..... Thiss iis ay Stupued quistiun...
N/A Nobody knows
9. Are you stupid: Yes Yes
10. How many times do you brush your teeth a day: none
1 2 3 4 5 6 buttloads
I chew Trident My teeth are so yellow, I can't believe
it's not butter!
11. If you saw a person fall in a hole: I'd
call 911 I'd call the real number ( 912 ) I'd laugh I'd
laugh I'd laugh I'd laugh You're Insane
12.Through what did you view this page: Netscape
3.0 or better Netscape 1.1 Netscape 2.0 Some other
Netscape Some Netscape! I don't know, I just downloaded it!! MacWeb
NCSAMosaic MacMosaic AirMosaic Lynx Cello
AOL/iMosaic Netscape 2xx I forgot Other
NONE
13. Rate yourself (apperance): 0
- I SUCK Nature got creative 1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 9.9 10
- I SUCK
14.How did you hear of my survey:
Via your other page - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Click Thing is over here------->
Don't know Webcrawler Other search engine Ward
on da street Other I heard it from friend/school/work/Bill
Clinton/I just mashed the keyboard and hit enter
15.What do you think of nothing: It
sucks It stinks What R U talking about?? Stupid
Is this a joke? It'd be a lot cooler if it didn't suck.
My cat's breath smells like cat food. Iron helps us play!
16.Check all that apply to you:
Dumb Phat
Morgan
Foote NBA
player
Dead Nerd
I
have a Pentium Pro 250 MHZ
Cool
I love checking
these COOL little boxes!
Hukt
un FuNix WurkuD fore mme
I
LOVE THIS SURVEY
Nobody
knows my plan
I'd
be COOL if I didn't SUCK
Go
by the name Paco Homes
...But
today, I'm drinking SPRITE!
17. Type Your BEST joke here
Comments:
Now wasn't that FUN!...?