'Dear Conan' Question #1

"My wench's birthday is this Saturday and I have no idea what the proper gift may be. This problem is amplified by the the fact that last year for this joyous occasion I was detained by in a Zamorian prison. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank You and please answer ASAP!!?" - SPWN2112


Conan Responds!


"Wenches generally like jewels. I recommend you find the nearest wizard's tower, break into it and rob a giant gemstone. If you have trouble breaking into the tower, find a skilled thief to help you out. I would recommend one in particular, but he was slain by a giant spider.. grr. Anyhow, you can't go wrong with jewellery - just make sure you find something large enough, so you don't look like a cheap jackass! As for being detained in a Zamorian prison.. By Crom! That happens to everyone! You'd think the wench would understand..."








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