'Dear Conan' Question #1

"I have a problem, I'm a nice mean barbarian and I want to go to school to be a professional chef. If I do this will the make me less of a nasty barbarian, will I be a sissy boy?" - Mikey Moo


Conan Responds!


"That depends.. Do you plan on cooking manly foods like boar or ox? Or, are you going to be baking pies, quiche, etc..? If you cook fresh, bloody meat on a regular basis, then you can maintain your barbarian status. If you make wimpy foods all the time then yes, you will be a sissy boy."








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