'Dear Conan' Question #1

"I must admit, I do have a problem. You seem to be the only person who can help me. Ive been a fan of your for years and i know everything about you but one thing? How do you always end up with the ladies? I don't seem to have as much luck as you do. So maybe you can help me be the stud master that you are." - Mikey Moo


Conan Responds!


"Well, Mikey Moo, the trick is to show them who's boss without noticably trying to show them who's boss. You have to let them know you're interested in them, without coming on too strong. You have to... Hell, who am I kidding? I don't know why women flock to me, I'm just glad they do! Not even the gods themselves understand how a woman's mind works! A body like mine should help you get women, though. You should start training immediately!"








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