'Dear Conan' Question #1
"Dear Conan... I have a bothering problem. I can find no one to test my sword
fighting skills with. I spent a fortune on the damn thing and none will test
me."
Conan Responds!
"Test out your swordsmanship on your neighbour's yard. Chop up his hedges or trees
if he has them. When he comes storming out of his house after you, toss the chap a
weapon, and you'll have an instant battle opponent! Better yet, you could always sign
up for fencing lessons, but instead of using that flimsy, wussy rapier that they use,
bring along a broadsword or two! Be sure to make fun of the fencers for fighting in such
a girlish manner."
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