You've heard of "Dear Abby." Well, this is "Dear Conan!" Write in and Conan will answer all your questions. Be careful though.. Conan's been known to get angry pretty easily and you wouldn't want that. The last person to piss Conan off ended up with one less arm. But despite all that, Conan is by far the best source of information and advice on the internet, so send in your questions today!



"Dear Abby doesn't know what the hell she's talking about! I'll show you how to answer questions, by Crom!"


The Questions


Question #1 (A Viking's plight...)
Question #2, 3 & 4 (A bunch of crap...)
Question #5 (A disgruntled gofer...)
Question #6 (My status with Subotai...)
Question #7 (The eternal question...)
Question #8 (Sissy boy chef...)
Question #9 (The perfect gift...)
Question #10 (A fellow warrior...)
Question #11 (Sword practice...)
Question #12 (Future bladesmith...)




Conan answers all kinds of questions, so you can ask almost anything. Looking for tender advice? Words of wisdom? Gentle encouragement? Conan will reply whenever he gets the chance.