You've heard of "Dear Abby." Well, this is "Dear Conan!" Write in and Conan
will answer all your questions. Be careful though.. Conan's been known to get
angry pretty easily and you wouldn't want that. The last person to piss Conan off
ended up with one less arm. But despite all that, Conan is by far the best source
of information and advice on the internet, so send in your questions today!
"Dear Abby doesn't know what the hell she's talking about! I'll show you how to
answer questions, by Crom!"