'Dear Conan' Question #1

"I understand you might be busy usurping kingdoms and listening to the lamentations of the women but hopefully you can find the time to answer my question: Rumor has it that after your crusade against Thulsa Doom, you cleaved Subotai in half for saying something to the extent of "don't dwell on Valeria - Theiving Valkyrie blondes are big trouble and not to be trusted anyway." I personally don't believe the rumor and I hope that you and Subotai keep in touch. What is your status with the son of the everlasting sky?" - Steve Prescott


Conan Responds!


"Argh.. Subotai's mouth gets him into trouble sometimes. When he insulted Valeria like that, I smacked him upside the head with the back of my hand! When he regained consciousness, I bought him a mug of ale to show there were no hard feelings! I still run into him from time to time. Last I heard, he was on the run from the law for trying to steal a diamond or something... Good old Subotai!!"








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